what if the beating of the heart was a voluntary movement
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Hot damn Alfred
So this implies that if Batman dies, Alfred Pennyworth is going to shoot every supervillain in Gotham twice
Part of his background was being a spy, so he will likely nail each of them when they least expect it.
Plot twist: Batman is the one holding Alfred back
I almost didn’t click this because I assumed it would be someone singing the altered lyrics and I can basically figure out what that would sound like
BUT NO, someone has instead the original song to go like this and it is, very good
everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)
It’s reminding you to do your Duolingo practice
The real answer is that it really wants you to go away
That’s a fledgling great horned owl, they’re known for being generally ballsy and aggressive, and owls have been known to both climb trees and swim through still water in a pinch
Most likely full scenario: the bird was practicing flying, but it fell because it’s still a kid and they do that. It probably fell in/by the water. It then was like Oh Damn Oh Jesus and decided it was not in fact a duck and headed to shore, saw you, and was utterly offended but confused on what to do. So it decided to Square Up and face you like the hellbeast it is.
The pose it’s taking in the pic is one I affectionately call Full Orb. A fully orbed owl is 100% READY to FIGHT 1v1 no items final destination. You were probably its first up close encounter with a human, and since birds tend to associate larger animals with predators, it tried to make itself look as big as possible to make sure you know what’s up. It was staring you down because it was waiting to see you make the first move in the dual or flee in fear from its superior owl might.
This reply made this post 101x better
me: oh hello little owl
owl: i will fuck you up
“Loki is accessible, relatable, vulnerable, charming, better-dressed, generally more stylish, witty, charismatic.”
In all seriousness, I cannot stress enough how much focusing on digestive health has helped my mental health and how much of a difference it’s made overall. It’s estimated that 90% of serotonin production is in the digestive tract. It’s something that isn’t thought of as being as important to mental health as therapy and meds (which can affect gut health as well) but even making small changes, I saw big results mental health wise and my general mood.
specifically it’s gut bacteria that produce all that serotonin!! this whole article is really fascinating but this part kind of blew my mind:

theyve done studies on humans as well that indicate the same thing – our stress responses are directly linked to our gut bacteria. this explains why over half of people with Crohn’s and IBS have depression & anxiety!
theres so much interesting new science about how our microbiome directly affects everything from our metabolism to our mood, so the point is, eating well is really important.. and i dont think its a coincidence that healthy food is one of the first things poverty takes from us.


